Dating my duaghter
But, if my daughter’s phone just happens to be laying on the table, and I see she’s gotten a text, I might take a look at it.
So, get the door for her, look me in the eye when you talk to me, and please don’t let your britches fall down so low that I have to look at your underwear band. But as you grow into a teenager you’ll have more questions, and I imagine I will be somewhat of an enigma at times.So instead I will tell you about young men When I was a young boy, I was told by other boys that nothing was better than getting one free hand up a girls shirt in the middle of a dark movie theater. There is a terrible thing that happens in a young boy’s head when confronted by other members of your pack.He ran with the pack and even became their leader at times. One held the hand of a fellow soldier and told him over and over it “” until he passed. One evening, a group of us sat in a local pub nursing a beer, when one of the men began bragging about the sexual exploits of a friend who was getting away with infidelity.Hunting at night like a rabid wolf or an insatiable vampire. There were even the strong ones he simply viewed as a challenge, and like every vampire trick in the book, I was charming until I left you half dead and drained. The jeering was reaching a crescendo when a voice boomed over the laughter.
When you get to know our daughter, you’ll get to know us too.